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			<title>UPS Whiteboard Guy Defies “Evil Empire”</title>
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			<description>Sacramento, CA &amp;ndash; On Tuesday night, television viewers who tuned into American Idol were treated to one of the most...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 22:00:51 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>The Grassy Knoll Gunman is Raising Gas Prices</title>
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			<description>With apologies to our resident conspiracy theorist Roy Bancroft Jr., I must confess that I have had just about enough...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 21:02:11 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Burgeoning Buffet District Keeps Townsfolk Dancing in the Meats</title>
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			<description>Boink-Town - Ten years ago in Boink-Town, if you wanted to go to a restaurant that would allow you to...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 17:08:13 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Recent College Grad Preparing to Embark on Cliché</title>
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			<description>Tallahassee, FL - Recent Florida State graduate John &amp;ldquo;Roach&amp;rdquo; Franklin is reportedly &amp;ldquo;psyched&amp;rdquo; for his upcoming jaunt across the country...</description>
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			<title>Student Metamorphosis Unsuccessful</title>
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			<description>Snatchville, WA - Snatchville High School senior Pete Conway thought that he had it all figured out. After three years...</description>
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