Ozone and the gang. Bust it.

At a makeshift press conference held outside a community dance center in New York, Shabba-Doo detailed his high stakes plan for peace, "A 'winner-take-all' dance-off.  That's all.  Those chumps need to dance it out, if Bushy wins, the Iraqi troublemakers accept their fate and lay off the RPG’s.  If the other cats win, America gets off their case and pulls out quicker than a cheating husband.  Shit.  Back in the day, we danced out all our problems.  If a dude was disrespecting you, you pegged up your pants, dropped a flattened out box on the ground, got somebody to hold the boom box, and went at it.  Nothing was lost but head bands, and nobody got hurt…too bad.  If needed, I'll round up Nitro and Kelly (both featured in Breakin') and we'll get this thing set up.  POOF…problem solved." 

Shabba-Doo's proposed solution has been greeted with mixed reactions.  According to reports, several leaders of the Iraqi insurgency say that they will dance against Bush "any time, any place".  Despite Iraqi enthusiasm for the proposed solution, White House officials have labeled the proposition "stupid" and "not likely". 

Although not outwardly in favor of the idea, some members of the President’s cabinet have stated privately that it may be a different story if President Bush and Vice President Cheney were allowed to dance in tandem during the competition, which they feel would better demonstrate the Administration’s cohesiveness and give a better representation of how they deal with terrorist and renegade threats.