Dick Clark Celebrates his 132nd.

Representatives of the lab PolyCorp, which proposed the idea, have stated that if you are going to spawn a race of all powerful and time-resistant beings, you may as well start it with a couple of celebrities and since Clark and Fairchild have the genetics for the job, why not just use them?   Although the main goal of the experiment will be to stretch the bounds of genetic research, the folks at PolyCorp claim that the positive ramifications are practically unlimited. 

According to a cursory prospectus of the project released by PolyCorp, other possible benefits of a Clark-Fairchild mating include; a New Year's Rockin' Eve host who can single-handedly usher America into the next two centuries and best of all, creating a curvier, blond version of Dick Clark.  Sources close to Treebune.com say that so far, Fairchild hasn't been very receptive to the idea, but Dick Clark has enthusiastically signed on stating that he's been waiting "the last hundred and some odd years for a chance to bang Morgan Fairchild."