Vice Principal Sherman

Houston, who has always been made the subject of fun by his fellow students, says that his constant (and peculiar) videotaping of everyday life has finally paid off.  "I knew that if I just kept at it, things would fall into place.  I carry my camcorder with me everywhere I go.  I almost left it behind when my mom made me go shopping with her, but my instincts told me that I’d better bring it along...just in case.  Now, people are talking to me, and a girl even asked me if she could borrow a pencil.  If only Mr. Sherman could get hit in the dork every day, I'd be unstoppable." 

Although Houston is enjoying his current meteoric rise to fame, there's no telling how long it will last.  Sources report that the young man has become desperate to maintain his notoriety and has been seen trying to set "dork traps" all over Sherman's office, banking on another cult video classic to keep him in the spotlight "long enough for people to get to know me".  Unfortunately for Houston, the fickle student body is already starting to lose interest, possibly sending him down the same road as the kid whose "fifteen minutes" came when he accidentally puked on Mrs. Dover's shoes.