Rev. Leroy Callahan

Salvation-At-A-Profit also has a large stable of charismatic preachers and musical acts that dazzle believers and witnesses, turning them into a frenzied mass of saved, albeit poorer, souls.  Among their talent pool is the God-rock sensation Tears of Peace, whose debut album "Fishers of Men" placed 124th on the Christian Charts for three consecutive weeks. 

The Beat-Off will also feature the evangelical stylings of Leroy Callahan, complete with his famous solid gold Redemption Chair with which he has saved hundreds of sinners from hell's stinky heat.  Reverend St. Clair is looking forward to the event and sees it as a very positive step in Boink-Town's salvation, reminding the town's sinners that "the Bible Beat-Off will be held at the county fair grounds and admission is only twenty dollars for Christians, twenty-five for non-believers and seven dollars for children under ten, believer or not."